- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Get off my porch.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

GADZOOKS!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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