Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What is more worse than death? Death

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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