Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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