So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Justin Bieber

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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