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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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