Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Justin Bieber.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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jwe

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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