Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Anti Joke

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