- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

HEY YOU!!!!

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

obama's promises

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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