Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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