- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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