- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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