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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Women outside of the kitchen.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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