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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Bean.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Penis.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Has u seen my grammar?

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