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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

5 people are walking

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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