A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Guess what? Bananas

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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I grunt when I poop.

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