- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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