yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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how may i help you

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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ok

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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