- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

How many light bulbs? 1

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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