- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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