In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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