- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

what do you call obama a dumbass

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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