- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Sixty... eight

Refrigerator

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Abortion

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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