- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Im taking a shit right now.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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