- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What comes after 23? 24.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

I work at jcpenny

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

I just drank a cola.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Homonyms should be band.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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