- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what is a chicken answer: chicken

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

im not food

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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