- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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