Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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