Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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My name is Harry.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Anti Joke

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