What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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