Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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01010010001010010100100101001001010010100100100100100100100100100100100100010010101010101010101011010101010110010101010 Dolphin

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Youre mom is so dead...

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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