What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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