Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

The WPGA tour

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.