- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

God

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

I've got a dig bick

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

once upon a time, it snowed

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

MySpace.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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