- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

kesha is a virgin.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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