Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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