a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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