- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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