- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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