What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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