What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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bacon

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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