- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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cliché rebecca black joke.

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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