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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Replacement Referees

what is orange? an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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