- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

I am a women

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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