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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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