why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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