- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Justin Bieber.

A horse walks into a barn.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

Gun Control

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

im a dragon, no im not

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

Ross.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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