- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA goes crazy and shoots himself

oooh look a banshee

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

what happens every day? People die

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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