- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

suck my balls mr.garison

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

why was the boy sad? because.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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