- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Justin Bieber

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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