- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What did the man say to gguy we are both g

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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