Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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