- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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