How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Knock knock Come in

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Your future.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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