Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down +17

12 in general

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

thumb_up thumb_down +17

poop

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops