Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

falling didnt make the difference

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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