- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

i lost the game

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

hi bye

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

hey John will you make some copies

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