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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Knock Know! Come in!

So a man walks into a bar, right?

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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