- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

bees knees

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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