With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Help I'm being raped!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

#Hanging Degus

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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