what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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kill yourself

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