What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

roses are red violets should be purple

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

The MLS

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

No thank you, I don't like violence

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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