Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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racism...deal with it!

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darude- sandstorm

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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