- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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once upon a time, it snowed

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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