- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

THE END.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

A woman walks into a bar.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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