Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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jibby jobby

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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