Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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poop nuff said

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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